Vegas hot pocket

The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find

Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room

by honey dickin February 26, 2017

Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

zipp ass pockets

adj. n. back jean pockets with zippers on them

Mike scratched Brannon's car with his zipp ass pockets

by dfalcool April 29, 2012

Hot Pocket Game

Like The Game, but with Hot Pocket. The point of this game is to avoid thinking of Hot Pockets. Why anybody would want to think of Hot Pockets is beyond me.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.

Person A: Guys, i just lost The Game.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.

by keviijiang October 18, 2010

California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.

Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night

by SexManic814 May 9, 2018

Italian Pocket Watch

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.

Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch

by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 15, 2020

Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative

Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle

by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010