people with penis

Politically correct definition for someone who has a dick, but doesn't identify themselves as man/boy

A recursive definition: People with penis include men, transgender and non-binary people with penis

by dildo777 May 30, 2023

Garden Penis

A sneaky, slithering serpent that is known to hide in bushes, specifically in taco bell drive-thrus.

Hey Kareem! Look at that Garden Penis! It's just a dick in the bushes!

by L0LC47 June 1, 2010

penis storage

a girl who sleeps around with guys whether the guy has a girlfriend or not. she doesn't care.

that stupid penis storage is sleeping with my boyfriend!

by original spice March 6, 2007

penis mcflurry

A Maccaz Mc.Flurry with penises in them...

A penis McFlurry thanx!!!

by Tegs July 11, 2006

Penis-Shank

(v) When one stabs repeatedly with one's penis until bleeding occurs. To penis-shank.

(n) That with which one penis-shanks.

I penis-shanked that ho and never checked to see if she made it home alive.

Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.

Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?

by Mickey's Revenge1 November 15, 2009

twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.

Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011

Pi Penis

having a penis of or around 3.14159 in of length

all nerds wish to have a pi penis

by flarshnogger April 3, 2011