dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.

"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"

by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015

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dead body krew

it is a type of blood street gang in minnesota the dead body krew is the hardest gang around the midwest to get in you have to be a juggalo and can be trusted with Anything the dead body krew dont care if your dead or alive so go fuck yourself

Eddie,alex and sean are in the dead body krew.

by tj procter February 24, 2008

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dead death rocker

A steaming pile of foul shit.

Damn! Don't go to the restroom, I just dropped a dead death rocker.

by Tiredofstupid93 May 1, 2023

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dead mans hole

When is chick is such a lame fuck that you would rather do a dead person

Mike was telling Todd that he a dead mans hole last night and would have rather jerked off.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

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Drop Dead @ 2

On December 4th DROP DEAD at 2:00pm tomorrow even in lessons and don’t talk ormove for 2 and a half minutes straight...Confusing the s**t out of the Teachers 😂

Teacher: Can someone read out question 3 on the extract from Macbeth
Students are silent
Teacher: HeLlO!?!?
2 mins later
Student: Do two PETEZD Paragraphs on the extract from Macbeth given to you

Drop Dead @ 2- Be silent at 2

by Mad definitions for y’all December 3, 2019

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