insta-dick

when a guy goes from being nice to being an asshole for no reason

"Why do you hate Chris?"

"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."

"Why is he mean to her?"

"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"

by kendra_123 January 7, 2010

chuggin' dicks

A woman/man who is not only giving blowjobs on a regular basis, but giving them at rapid, and multiple rates.

Yo, chris! where's Erin?

She went inside with David, Ryan, and Tyler. She's probably in there chuggin' dicks

by Humorous Halucinogen March 22, 2009

Dick Garage

A vagina. Synonymous with lady cave, beaver, hairy taco etc

man i'd like to park my man sausage in her dick garage

by captaingreythewolf August 6, 2011

kkk dick

Someone who has a kkk dick is not a racist in the heart but in his dick.
Therefore he only likes to fuck women of his own race but respects everyone equally.

-What's the deal with John, is he a racist?
-Nah man, he just has that kkk dick. He only fucks white bitches.

by mpampishak August 1, 2015

Lead Dick

A very hard boner.

Tom: James control your lead dick! That's the third pair of pants you ripped today.
James: I know, if only they had a pill to do the opposite of Viagra.

by 900000000000000 February 24, 2009

Dick Food

Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.

Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.

by Sirencio February 17, 2012

Pinch dick

After a night of indulging in cocaine, you're typically left with a pinch dick. This is essentially when your penis retreats into your stomach like a turtle head due to lack of blood flow.

Lance was dead set on making tonight a special night with his new girlfriend, unfortunately, his pinch dick would not allow any type of satisfactory performance.

by Scroteinagreencoat October 25, 2016