Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

by dasmart one November 19, 2007

Nut wipe

the female act of wiping the man's testicles with a napkin, or a facecloth after sexual adventures

"And with a grin, she took her favorite tube-top, and gave me the most gentle nut wipe that i had ever experienced."

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

nut freeze

its when ur get so cold your nuts shrink and schwrivel up.

look at how small that guys sack is!!!
"shutup i have got a nut freeze"
"sure you do, HAHAHHA"

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

budgie nuts

used to tell someone they have small balls

hey budgie nuts what are you doin

by nouget' September 25, 2007

test nut

To jack off to something to see if you’re attracted to it

I did a test nut last night to see if I was into traps. It was inconclusive.

by Bonejangles August 6, 2019

stinky nut

When your poop is very hard and bounces on the back of the toilet to then hit your nuts

Jim told me the other day when I was going to the bathroom that he got stinky nut

by NutsReal December 28, 2018

Rambo Nuts

Someone with a lot of guts, massive sized balls.

JEFF: Heh man did you see that dude take off on that wave, that was sickness.
IAN : Yes i did and i also saw one of his aggots pop out othe side of his boardies - it was a Rambo Nut.

by zeilich March 21, 2005