The Cool Nerd

Only one man is worthy of the elite title of "The Cool Nerd" His name is Vic and he is by far not only the smartest man I have ever known, he is hands down the sexiest man to walk the planet earth. No man can ever take his place. No man can compete with his pretty boy swag with sexy geek twist. His capabilites in the bedroom are incrumensurable. 8f you were lucky enough to have the opportunity to call yourself His girlfriend then consider it an honor. All the other girls hoping for a turn to be by his side ... Don't bother trying because he has found his queen and they were destined to be together, he will not leave her under any circumstances.

Girl look at that fine ass guy over there!!

Nah ... That's the cool nerd ... he's taken

by The Cool Nerds Girl September 10, 2021

Nerd Flap

The vagina of an extremely intelligent, educated, nerdy woman, preferably wearing glasses.

What do you want to do tonight bro? Man I really want to go find me some me some Nerd Flap!

Man I just landed a BAD bitch with a PHD! I'm officially upgraded to some Nerd Flap!

by TenMinusNine May 22, 2018

adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.

"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."

by Blasekiller February 1, 2024

nerd snare

Esentially a woman that is out of options and instead of fuckboys is looking for nerds to sustain her (and often her child) financially and emocionally. Usually such woman is over or close to her 30's because in her 20's she used to party do drugs and dissolve her brain in alcohol. One day she realises she achieved nothing and either has no children or the father went out to buy some milk, so she decides to find a clueless nerd and claim that she's interested in "nerdy" stuff like watching Harry Potter or Avengers in order to trap him in a relationship with her.

P1: Look at her Tinder profile, says she's a 29-yo nerd because she plays Sims, watches movies like Avengers and her favouite movies are recent Star Wars movies.

P2: Cut it man, only thing you have and she is really interested in is your wallet, she's an absolute nerd snare.

by Pan Cogito July 19, 2021

Nerd

Information and facts aficionado and covert badass, whose intelligence is envied by many people not nerds themselves.

Essentially every Mars colonist happens to be a nerd.

by Yasterman January 3, 2021

nerd spritzing

A form of bukake where naked men stand in a circle and ejaculate on a pile of old PCBs (printed circuit boards)

The group of tech bros felt a close connection in the office after the nerd spritzing party.

by FunkyFun88 August 15, 2024

Nerd

Formally a negative term, then accepted and eventually became a cool thing, now it’s just the norm, we’re all nerds, some are just nerdier than others

Idiot:you’re such a nerd
Nerd: do you like some kind of sci-fi, fantasy or superhero fandom?
Idiot: yeah I love (insert nerd thing here
Nerd: you’re also a nerd

by Jesushasleftthechat January 10, 2024