What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.
Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!
by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016
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Get the ms muffins mug.1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
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One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
One does not take or poop a brownie muffin, they lay a brownie muffin the way a chicken would an egg.
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