meat trombone 

when a sexual partner blows in your anus while simultaneously giving you a handjob.

Bruh, you wont believe it, that girl played my meat trombone last night.

meat trombone by Irving Washinton September 18, 2016

Meat Hook 

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

Meat Hook by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016

Meat strawberry 

The meat strawberry is a romantic gesture where you bang a girl on her period and make her suck your dong shortly after if not immediately after.

I met a chick at a bar and gave her the ol meat strawberry . She was a slut.

Meat strawberry by Beesininski July 18, 2016

Meat chopper 

When a girl sucks dick with braces and skin gets stuck in her mouth or leaves marks

Damn Gina, rebca gave me mad meat chopper marks last night

Meat chopper by Mr.lightskin July 11, 2016

meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.

"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."

meat fruit by fruityho June 27, 2016

meat submarine 

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

meat submarine by talusanpurer June 25, 2016

Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.

If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...

Meat Lasso by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016