metro max

a boy who thinks he is cool and who walks around telling people he is metro and dissing fakes when he is fake himself

guy: Hey look at that hollister fag, hes such a fake
girl: ok
guy: at least im not fake
girl: dude, you are a wannabe metro, your the fakest person i know
guy: sh***********t

"Holy Heck! Look at that metro max, with his matching puma track jacket and shoes. He is SUCH a poser!"

by Brandi Lyn August 28, 2008

heroin max

An individual who can often be found hanging out with cocaine bob.

Did you hear about heroin max losing all that dope.

by lucas macy February 18, 2008

Blue Max

Well-known member of the online RPG "Kingdom Of Loathing". He is usually portrayed as a young funloving teen, who always wears a bowler and holds a martini. He is also a member of the famous clan "Alliance From Hell". He writes and draws a popular comic called "Familiar Follies", which centers on the madcap antics of his pets.

"If only every time Ghostdog made a retarded thread, I got a cookie."

by KoL February 22, 2005

loco to the max

adj. Hawaiian for "down to earth." Derives from loco which indicates a person from the islands.

Norm is so loco to the max that he won't even be wearing a tie to his own funeral.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 1, 2005

square bear to the max times a million

someone who has no friends.

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.

by JessiD December 9, 2007

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

When a drunk guy receives a blow-job from a really fat chick and he passes out while still getting head.

Marley was a master of getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them. When you were with her on a Friday you could always count on ending your night with some Mad Max beyond Thunderdome and waking up next to her in the morning wondering why her lips were glossed with pre-cum.

by Ubermench 69 March 30, 2009

online gaming max

The ultimate cheat only used by pro's like RaBB, it was developed in the under-lit bedroom of a random shlag in Manchester, and is now the greatest cheat available, plz do-not underestimate the power of OGM.

oh my good god, it appears that my right leg has been OGM'D.

by BuLLet June 1, 2003