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metro max 

a boy who thinks he is cool and who walks around telling people he is metro and dissing fakes when he is fake himself
guy: Hey look at that hollister fag, hes such a fake
girl: ok
guy: at least im not fake
girl: dude, you are a wannabe metro, your the fakest person i know
guy: sh***********t

"Holy Heck! Look at that metro max, with his matching puma track jacket and shoes. He is SUCH a poser!"
metro max by Brandi Lyn August 28, 2008
Related Words
Max maxwell maximus maxime Maxine Maxim maxi maximilian maxx Maximillian

heroin max 

An individual who can often be found hanging out with cocaine bob.
Did you hear about heroin max losing all that dope.
heroin max by lucas macy February 18, 2008

Blue Max 

Well-known member of the online RPG "Kingdom Of Loathing". He is usually portrayed as a young funloving teen, who always wears a bowler and holds a martini. He is also a member of the famous clan "Alliance From Hell". He writes and draws a popular comic called "Familiar Follies", which centers on the madcap antics of his pets.
"If only every time Ghostdog made a retarded thread, I got a cookie."
Blue Max by KoL February 22, 2005

loco to the max 

adj. Hawaiian for "down to earth." Derives from loco which indicates a person from the islands.
Norm is so loco to the max that he won't even be wearing a tie to his own funeral.

square bear to the max times a million 

An example of a square bear to the max times a million would be sam gordan.

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

When a drunk guy receives a blow-job from a really fat chick and he passes out while still getting head.
Marley was a master of getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them. When you were with her on a Friday you could always count on ending your night with some Mad Max beyond Thunderdome and waking up next to her in the morning wondering why her lips were glossed with pre-cum.