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Chernobyl lesbian

A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.

Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.

Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.

Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
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total lesbian fuck fest

Happens after every women's lacrosse game.
I heard about "total lesbian fuck fest" from someone who heard about it from someone else.
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Lame Lesbian

A masc presenting girl with double lip and eyebrow piercings, a nose piercing, gauges, “basement” tattoos and wears boots primarily as work shoes who calls everything lame.
Have you ever seen Kiandra? Shes a lame lesbian for sure.
by Gamejoker19178 September 15, 2025
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Shared living spaces made and planned out of nowhere, usually by lesbians or Trans (MTF) people. This is often more planned by poly groups given the higher need.
"Were you invited to that discord too?" "Oh, the one with the whole Lesbian Apartments / Trans Village thing? Yeah."
by starbunny32 October 3, 2025
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Lesbian Smack Day

Girl: Look, a lesbian. *smacks her*
Lesbian: what was that for?
Girl: It's Lesbian Smack Day.
Lesbian: okay.
by rams_villager October 12, 2025
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Lesbian

Women? Pretty hot, but I’m a woman too— guess that’s pretty gay, but gay women is too long to type. Lesbian is easier so let’s just use that.
Alyona and Luckie are lesbians who are currently dating.
by Kitofkatofmage October 27, 2025
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Lesbian Warthog

Found on the planes of South Africa and the mean streets of Slough a Lesbian Warthog is a fierce, but majestic animal. The term is reserved for strong, independent women.

It is known for a serious temper that can scare the most dominant species into immediate submission.

At the same time it has the grace and presence that draws attention from admiring passers by.

The Lesbian Warthog is renowned for its distinctive snort and growl. There is truly no noise like it.

It also possesses a strike that has been likened to the gravitational force of 1000 simultaneously collapsing suns.

If you encounter a Lesbian Warthog caution is advised. Many have become entranced by the hypnotic movements of the Lesbian Warthog and enchantment can result in paralysis.
Did you see that Katie girl at Jesters? She’s a massive lesbian warthog.
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