James The Fagmo

A japanese-wanged fruitcake who is so full of himself, he can hardly see the way out of the dark, deep passage of his rectum.

He counts his friends every morning, and ends up with a negative number.

He spends his days masturbating to anime porn, (hentai), trying to convince himself he has friends, and with the help of NASA satellites, he attempts to find his penis.

In the end, the only person who's impressed by his utter stupidity and arrogance is either Eimi, or himself.

And the only one who laughs at his jokes is him.

"James took his mom to the prom."

"OMG GUYZ LOOK I SHOT SOME1 WITH MY GUN!!!!!!!!!111111Shift+1 Shift+1!!!"

"OMG LOOK I DID SOMETHING NOBODY CARES ABOUT!!!"

"Look mommy! I created my own army out of popsicle sticks!"

by Tomer May 24, 2004

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brother james

a mothafuckin son of a whore....srry a fathafuckin son of a whore....dusn dat make sense now...bastard..this is fer all the shit u been puttin moneyman in...sunday coll..??..ridiculous punk.. get sum hair implanted n bout ur stomach..man..srry...gurl...can u even see ur dick...???

a faggot, randi, guyz gay can go to lfjc...have fun.!

by jamehater November 6, 2004

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Lebron James

Basketball player whose fame and prodigal skills at such a young age has made him hated by bitter losers and idiots who have never seen him play.

Who cares if every professional scout on the planet thinks Lebron will be a superstar, he's still garbage.

by Blah! July 30, 2003

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James

James is that sweet blonde boy you would love to hang out with he is so hot he will make you laugh and smile even if you just meet him he is so attractive and you don't ever want to lose some one like him if he is your boyfriend

You are so sweet james

by AN776 August 7, 2019

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