Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th

Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day

by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021

make a hat

Attempting to make money.

Origin: late 1900's, Texas. The term was oftener used by low level gangsters and was in reference to obtaining enough money to purchase a hat which, at the time was a status symbol. The nicer one's hat, the higher ranking the individual in the gang or crew.

Vinny: What are you doing today?

Joey: Tryin' to make a hat, know what I'm sayin'?

by Bakersaurus November 25, 2014

rash hat

When one preforms anal sex without lubrication, and gets a nasty rash around the penis.

Man I got a nasty rash hat last night, I knew I should have looked for the lube longer.

by gay rights for women on men April 1, 2015

Drug hat

A drug hat is a very stylish hat with a pocket on the inside of the hat, used to hide drugs from the ops

friend 1: hey have you seen my drug hat?
Friend 2: is it the hella fresh one with the drugs in it?
Friend 1: yeah thats the one

by uSbdmsnd April 21, 2021

emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

Party Hat

Another name for a bulging erection. Sometimes referred to as rise in the Levis, pitched tent, or hound mound.

As soon as she walked into the room every straight guy in the place had on a party hat.

by Raidneck88 January 18, 2019