Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Neo-human

A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.

Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.

by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

human skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

I love the skinners noodle restaurant, they always put just the right amount of human skin into their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024

Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

My favorite restaurant is skinners noodles. They always put the perfect amount of human skin on their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024

Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.

Skinner's noodles is my favorite restaurant. They always put the perfect amount of human skin into their noodles.

by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024

Meta-Human

A particular type of person who believes and lives by humanity and is not ready or incapable of moving on to new worlds future of a Meta-Verse and newer technologies..

Meta-Human (adj) Farmer Joe is a Meta-Human. We are Just beginning to work our way out of the MetaHuman world.

by GuysWord December 3, 2021