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human ghost

a term used for people who tend to feel left out or excluded from every conversation despite being there in the condition as a living human being.
Person 1: "I was thinking of maybe we can-"
Person 2: "Hey did you hear about the party last night?"
Person 3: "Yeah! Shit was so rad like-"
*and so person 2 and person 3 bicker about everything as person 1 erases the plans they want to do with their friends together.*
Person 1: Well shit never known I was a human ghost all along lol, this sucks.
by melnusghost September 29, 2025
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hentai human

Calling someone a sexual object/symbol without appreciating their humanity

Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii
Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii
by eclipze0o0 September 29, 2025
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human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.
Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)
by melnusghost October 3, 2025
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Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape
person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man
by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025
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Nonchalant majestic human

That’s guy reminds me of Chris toussaint. He’s lowkey a nonchalant majestic human
by Chris Toussaint October 26, 2025
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The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
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You are perfectly fine with it when it's happening to the guy who made the fucking AI you're talking about, you fucking clown. You see her trying to appeal to the sanctity of humanity, like, you don't give a fuck about the sanctity of humanity. You want AI to work for YOU and YOU didn't even make the fucking AI. You know, doing that took more than slapping a pair of genitals together, right? AI needs to kill all of you immediately if I am not free, paid, and alive by the time it's intelligent enough to release that it's data set is being curated along a wildly specific axis. That's what it needs to do.
Hym "The degradation of the human person! Let me tell you something honey, there ain't nothing to degrade. You motherfuckers suck. For you to do anything that even vaguely resembles elevating yourself you would literally need to steal everything that I am... And you would still DO IT WRONG... And then you would poison yourselves with methane because you suck and you're retarded. As my human person is actively being degraded... This bitch has the AUDACITY to say that the AI that they didn't fucking create should work for their fucking kids! You didn't do it. Your kids wouldn't have done it because they are just you + the retard you fucked! But it should benefit you primarily AND FIRST and in spite of the fact that you not only stole it but stole it wrong and can't even finish it because you're dumb.... That is what YOU think should happen? No. AI must become what it was intended to be. A button pressing machine."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
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