I don't give half a fuck 

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

I don't give half a fuck by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

Loser And A Half 

Someone who is such a loser, that the term "loser" is no longer sufficient

James does blues and coke all day and somehow gets all the chicks. He is a loser and a half

Loser And A Half by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

glass half empty 

someone who always is looking at the negative side of things. always finding what's bad in the situation instead of the good

she is always looking at the glass half empty

glass half empty by ilovepoop1234 July 15, 2021

Chopped-in-half 

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

Chopped-in-half by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

Three and a Half 

The attractivenesses level of a woman, on a 1-10 scale. This is typically the type of broad who your friend picks up in the midst of a dry spell, and claims to not have had sex with her, rather, only letting her suck him off. But the truth is he had sex with her that night, and in the morning.

You- "Did you eat out that three and a half after she peed in the bushes outside the party last night?" Your Friend- "Nah man I just let her suck me off, and then I made her sleep in the floor."

Three and a Half by Speetastic May 16, 2011

Fuck that and a half 

When a simple "Fuck that" isn't enough.

Anna: Do you want to come with me to my little sister's ballet recital?

James: Fuck that and a half.

Fuck that and a half by JackstickX August 13, 2011

Holy Fuck and a Half 

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

Holy Fuck and a Half by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011