french frog

A thot so slutty and slimy she looks like a frog covered in m&m sauce.

Brittany is a French frog 🐸

by —— November 07, 2017

French Frying

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.

drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place

by Dante7777 July 04, 2013

french toe

A way of fingering involving the toe in ones vagina, mouth or rectum

Boy: want to French toe?
Girl: hit me up daddy

by Amanda dp throat 6969 December 09, 2016

french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!

Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!

by JD123454 December 09, 2010

French salad

Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.

Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.

by Wrfgudf December 24, 2019

Soft french kiss

Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.

Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.

by Worthless January 12, 2020

The French Special

A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit

Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”

by ShoompaLoomp January 13, 2023