Slinging crack juice

The act of illegally selling containers of concocted alcoholic beverages usually consisting of the cheapest vodka that can be purchased and dollar store powdered juice mix at parties, tailgates, picnics, concerts, street corners, parks, bbq's & under viaducts.

Person 1: "Dude is your brother an alcoholic, what's w/ all the empty Popov bottles?"

Person 2: " Nah man he got laid off, I think he's back to slinging crack juice again"

Person 1: "Damn that's kinda sad"

Person 2: "Dude, it's a recession"

by jaserra August 2, 2009

crack ball stank

A phrase that encompasses how someone feels. It can be bad, good, or mad.

"A cop pulled me over today." "Crack ball stank!" -bad

"I just found $20!" "CRACK BALL STANK!" -good

"This mofo cut me off!!" "Crack ball stank!!" >=| -mad

by DaddyTrip November 14, 2010

Crack Rock Fresh

Feeling as fresh, or fresher than crack rocks. As fresh as feeling like you have been wrapped in cellophane and kept airtight.

Kelly: I am feeling fresh tonight!
Caci: Yeah girl, crack rock fresh.

by dawnyell April 25, 2011

butt crack soup

The mixture of sweat and cum that combines in your butt crack after having anal sex.

God, Sherry had a lot of butt crack soup after last nights session.

by Miizure October 24, 2009

sucks plumbers crack

just another variant of many other "sucks......" insults when bagging out something.

I would say "this song sucks plumbers crack!"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

Cracked out the wazoo

To be excessively cracked out. To be in an extreme state of being cracked out. Usually results from premature birth and/or drinking heavily the night before.

Cristina: "I wanna make babies."
Justin: "Yo, you are seriously cracked out the wazoo."

by J. Smith April 7, 2006

butt crack of America

A phrase used to describe Oklahoma.

Person 1: "Why did white people make the Native Americans move to Oklahoma?"
Person 2: "Because Oklahoma is the butt crack of America."

by Meanpie November 18, 2016