carbide fan

Carbide was used as an allegory of some instant fans because of carbide quick and hot reaction with water, which then used to quickly ripen some unripe fruits to sell. It results in the fruits ripen before it's time yet quick to rot, just like the carbide fans

You're such a carbide fan

by wiseaura August 13, 2024

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Caesar Fan

A caesar fan is a person who very much enjoys the character 'caesar' from the movie 'planet of the apes' as well as all monkeys in general.

A caesar fan would say: "I am a massive caesar fan, this is why I'm at a monkey zoo! Hooray!"

by Crown_Champion March 11, 2023

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Modelo fan

Folks who don't actually love the game of football itself, but they love watching the NFL as an excuse to drink modelos and vibe, without a real clue of what's actually going on in the game. They tend to blame everything on the QB no matter what.

Modelo fan: "Man Derek Carr fell off after 2016. 2016 he was elite!"

Real fan: "huh? Raiders had a ridiculously elite O-line and the defense was #3 in takeaways that year that's why they went 12-3"

Modelo fan: "Nah bro, in my Madden franchise I trade all the linemen to upgrade skill positions and QB and I've won 6 super bowls in a row now"

by RaiderFanNotQBfan December 27, 2024

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Fan

Whirling blades that propel air in whatever direction.

Hym "Is this a fan thing? Do I have a fandom? You see how this could be interpreted as derision and is, therefore, justification for my hostile response, right? And that by refusing to acknowledge that you're doing it you emulate the delusions of reference that are associated with schizophrenia and constitutes gaslighting in the most literal sense imaginable, correct? It also creates an ethical dilemma in regards to my sexual relationships because now if I sleep with a woman who is my fan, I am now having sex with a fan. Which could be considered exploitative. Not cool guys."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2022

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