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dead man's hand

the act of masturbating with a numb hand, preferrably after sitting on the desired hand.
"hey joony, i did the dead man's hand yesterday"
"did it really feel like a handjob?"
by destroyer of memes April 15, 2015
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dead body krew

it is a type of blood street gang in minnesota the dead body krew is the hardest gang around the midwest to get in you have to be a juggalo and can be trusted with Anything the dead body krew dont care if your dead or alive so go fuck yourself
Eddie,alex and sean are in the dead body krew.
by tj procter February 24, 2008
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Babylonian Dead Ghost’s

The Quincies Group Emperor Quincy Brown Legion finish’s parents’ dream - Babylonia, Babylon.

Veni Vidi Vici - we came we saw we conquered we go home...

Babylonian’s Lord’s Of Darkness - are the oldest elite group non human Buddha and Confucius Religion, Bishop And Chief Executor Operator (ceo) authoritarian’s.

By Legion name- Gentlemen’s Club- because we are the only people’s who have not involved our women girls boys elderly or society of American’s / Black / Armenian’s / African’s / Arab’s / Suadi Arabian’s / Irainian/ Israeli Ethnic ethnicities Called Persian’s: We Babylonian’s Religious practice’s And Crucifixion is Dead And were are Ghost’s.

Emperor Adam Winfrey Quincy Brown And his Bride Business woman Eve Mendes Mendoza Molina who are King and Queen Cleopatra And Mark Anthony fiction and non real Americas’ and Africas’ only.

Mr Adam Brown And Mrs Eve Brown are the original creators of Babylon and Mr Quincy Brown completed his parents vision.
After-Death is the final destination for all creeds, while we Ethnic Ethnicities Babylonian’s Destiny And Final Retirees Fast track dba Babylonian dead ghost’s.
by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019
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dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.
I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.
by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014
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dead man walking

a person who has seen & experienced many harsh things & situations, causing them to be resilient & appear emotionally numb, anhedonic, & expressionless, resembling someone who is dead

also used to described a person who has faced death but refuses to die
yo have you seen thomas after that car accident happened he’s like a dead man walking

my doctor told my family i wasn't supposed to wake up from my coma, im a dead man walking
by johnblay7756 May 31, 2023
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Dead President Motorboat

The act of placing dollar bills between a strippers breasts.
"I felt obligated to tip the stripper, so I gave her a Dead President Motorboat."
by Wilby Daniels May 15, 2013
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Dead man tired

So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.
I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.
by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018
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