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David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior
Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"
by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023
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Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo
Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild
by YBoog69 October 21, 2025
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David the finesser

If this word is used that means you're about to get finessed really bad or that you already got finessed by a David.
" OH shit hide David the finesser is about to finesse someone realike quick"
by You're daughter favorite daddy January 28, 2017
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David Smusz

pog. the definition of swag. got that drip 10000000000. EPIC GAMER MOMENTTT POGGGG
"You know that David Smusz guy? Yea... he's pretty pog ngl"
by Puplanet February 9, 2021
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David Sonikkboom yang

Hey panda how did you get so good in riding? From David Sonikkboom yang!
by Sonikkboomin August 20, 2024
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David

Someone who has never tried making another figure in a factory
Omg, you're such a David!
by PuggyBee December 14, 2019
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David

A piece of shit teacher whos annoying and who can't even say a normal sentence
-who is your least favorite teacher
-David delgado
by Roblox kid 69 April 5, 2022
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