Father: *grabs a what cup and pours coffee in it and reads the newspaper*
What cup: Why did you just grab me? Who are you? Why did you pour coffee in me? What species are you? What the heck?
What cup: Why did you just grab me? Who are you? Why did you pour coffee in me? What species are you? What the heck?
by vashill April 5, 2020

"Hey Gary, what's a cup?"
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
by Crocks&Socks February 11, 2019

by conndog May 17, 2022

after a god named Kyle blessed the world with the words "Chair in a cup" the world has never been the same. These words mean a cult of powerful, prideful, incredible, unstable idiots that will take over the world
Boy 1 "Hey man how are you doing?"
Boy2 "Great man, hey Boy3 how are you?"
Boy3 "Chair in a cup"
Boy1 and Boy2 "NOOOOOOOOO"
Boy2 "Great man, hey Boy3 how are you?"
Boy3 "Chair in a cup"
Boy1 and Boy2 "NOOOOOOOOO"
by anonymous August 4, 2022

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by KetchupCake April 26, 2017
