star cracker

Someone who is trying to destroy your dream....trying to take your shining star and make it fall!

Every since she was declared the loser, she's been a star cracker!

by TechMedia December 10, 2015

toasty cracker

A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.

Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.

by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016

Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .

yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .

by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016

Gram Cracker

Gram cracker is a meaning for instagram

The Gram cracker saw my photos first

by ASTREER$ June 25, 2016

swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.

We Swiss crackered that girl last night.

by BigCracker May 17, 2016

Sinking Cracker

A joke that a white person can't swim.

Guy 1: hey boy, what do you call a white boy that isn't strong enough to swim?

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: A sinking cracker!... Get it?

by datru3th September 23, 2016

Club Cracker

Usually a white Caucasian Male who looks attractive and underage. Similar to the term Jailbait.

Looks like we have plenty of club crackers in here tonight!

by Lucius Asura January 3, 2017