Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.

"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."

by jillmcpail June 8, 2022

apartment watering can

a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.

Papa please teach me on how to make a apartment watering can.

by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014

can someone translate

1.You don’t want to cope with his/her foolishness.

2. You don’t understand.

1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”

Person 2: “Can someone translate.”

2.

Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”

by quACK ACK November 11, 2018

.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Tin Can Tourist

A chartered membership organization that promotes the goal of celebrating classic/vintage models of trailers and motor coaches. They do this in part by organizing annual gatherings of trailers and motor home and their autocamping owners at different locations. They also transfer knowledge and experiences at information exchanges.

The Tin Can Tourist objective was to: "to unite fraternally all autocampers”.

Tin Can Tourists promote clean camps, friendliness, decent behavior and wholesome entertainment at the autocamping celebrations.

by mlhiss December 23, 2019

Can Mir

Kind, calm and very generous. This person will do unexpected things just to help out. This guy obeys the rules at all cost. He will keep a promise no matter.

Sid: Whoa, you just payed that much to give it away for free?

Dan: Well.. yeah

Jan: You really have a “can mir” spirit…

by Generation Z) May 2, 2022