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Asshole

The editors at Urban Dictionary who allowed “Israeled” to be defined in the way it has in your site are assholes.
I never realized there were so many anitsemitic assholes working at Urban Dictionary.
by Not an asshole December 28, 2023
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Asshole Crusader

n1. people who seek assholes, and to dominate them

n2. someone you dislike, mildly or strongly
That guy right there is a complete asshole crusader, I mildly dislike him.

They call me the asshole crusader, there isn't no asshole in this room that hasn't been conquered by me.
by Aasta Paintmaasta December 28, 2023
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licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.
That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.
by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024
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licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and a distinct insensitivity.
That licky asshole should not be allowed near children.
by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024
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Asshole

someone who’s an asshole
Wow, Terry Roark sure is an asshole!
by Mia Lover January 13, 2024
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Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.
by David's Penis January 23, 2024
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Asshole

Hym "I would stop being an asshole but... My balls... They're just so dry.... But wait! You could fix it! You could save humanity... I mean... Why would you not? Would it harm you? Would it harm you to slobber on my nobber? I think not! So there's no reason to protest! Sucking my dick is a harmless way for you to improve my quality of life AND the lives of everyone around me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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