American Song Contest

An exact copy of the Eurovision Song Contest 👀

-Do you know what the American Song Contest is?
-Yes! Its exactly the same as the Eurovision Song Contest..

by MouAreseiOKwsthsMaravegias May 17, 2021

American Pie Challenge

You have to masturbate with super glue as lube and try to ejaculate as quick as possible before the glue dries

Man I was trying to do the American pie challenge and now I have a dick in my hand permanently

by slumpy4dah2bear0 June 11, 2019

Van Damme Americans

A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter

I'm visiting America to party with "Van Damme Americans."

by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023

american horse pirates

when you don't know the word cowboy

in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates

by never gonna give you up never June 29, 2021

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.

We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

half-acoon american

a stupid/ugly person

Shut up you half-acoon American

by blishi February 13, 2019

American Fire Extinguisher

N) The act of depositing melted dark chocolate into a females vagina, and putting whipped cream into her asshole. The female should then squirt out of both holes, having the dark chocolate represent oil, and the whipped cream represent Co2. This act can only be performed on Independance Day, with a cubic fuckton of fireworks in the background.

Billy: Damn, after giving Sally the Alligator Fuckhouse, I made her perform the American Fire Extinguisher. She was moaning for days!

by Rimmy Tim August 13, 2017