Skip to main content

adam

the first man to ever lose his virginity
adam is cool
by definetlynotoscar August 19, 2019
mugGet the adammug.

Beverly Adams

A crazy Robot ass-burger math teacher who has the waist of Timmy turners mom with her pants up to her belly button and has pointy boobs. who is crazy. and likes to fail my criminal justice students. at Vincennes Rivet high school
Beverly Adams is what we call in the police Business a 10-96
by Joe Hopf January 16, 2020
mugGet the Beverly Adamsmug.

Adam

Someone who skateboards to meet girls half his age.
Crap i see adam!
by Jd2222 March 23, 2019
mugGet the Adammug.

dirty adam

When a guy eats his friends female relative out at the cinema next to him and throws up after
"Im gonna bring my cousin to the cinema with us"
"Which one? Alyssa?"
"Yeah, just dont pull a dirty adam on her"
by hoe snatcher September 5, 2024
mugGet the dirty adammug.

Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
mugGet the Adam Magnunsonmug.

Adam

The best guy in the WHOLE WORLD. You could love him forever and never get sick of him, he's a cutie with brown eyes and curly hair, HUGE ladies man and every girl wants him. He has a good sense of humor and good style. Once he loves you, he'll love you forever he might be clingy and emotional but it just means he cares for you and doesn't want to lose you. Get yourself an Adam and be happy forever and ever. My little pretty boy <3
Person 1:OMG did you see that guy over there he's soooo cute!!
Person 2: Yeah that's Adam
Person 1: Wow must be nice to be his girlfriend she's sooo lucky
by EdxySketti May 18, 2022
mugGet the Adammug.

Adam

Adam is a man who has a HUGE cock. He is also a very attractive person who really cares about his friends, he stays to himself most of the time and does well with girls, most girls love him for who he is, Adam is a bit of a simp for certain people and you can easily tell just by the way he acts. He is very affectionate and will do anything for you as long as he cares about you.
Girl one: Damn Adam looks sexy today.
Girl two: I heard he has a massive cock too.
Girl one: I think he has one too.
by Your biological mother. November 25, 2021
mugGet the Adammug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email