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Adam

An Arab boy who is usually suspected of acts of terrorism by his friends. He likes to make 9/11 jokes and even though he tries to hide it, he secretly loves men.

Adams usually find a small friend group full of nerds and losers who he can bully to make himself feel better, and he takes pleasure in making himself feel more powerful than others.
Did you hear where Adam was on September 11th?
by Greg Moncarlo June 4, 2024
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Adam

A superficial person, with a huge ego and nothing to back it up. Acts evolved and open minded when in reality is a misogynistic ass who makes women think they care, but actually just want to get in their pants. And who collects expensive fountain pens?? What are you? 97?
“Don’t be an Adam, no one will take you seriously!”
by WaywardWriter February 21, 2022
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Adam Thielen

I Adam Thielened all over the floor, because I am too sophisticated for toilets.
by Yojeffery March 21, 2022
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Dirty Adam

The act of fucking your girlfriend and then do boobplay with a girl called Grace outside of a college.
No way, he just did a Dirty Adam
by TheRealAnonDon May 20, 2024
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Chase Adams

- "Yo who's Chase Adams"
"Freak PETA"
by LeanyMCMeany March 22, 2019
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Adam

Adam is a true man. He will never offend or disrespect his ( Lady). He will wait on "His Queen"no matter the consequences, and how much it hurts every time she sweeps through his life with her long wavy red hair that simply takes his breath away. If her blue eyes make the world and everything else appear black and white, he has no idea the effect he has on his love. When he walks into a room, all clocks stop for her and the earth denies it's rotation. For her there is no other man that exists! She must have all of Adam or nothing at all! Unbeknownst to Adam his pheromones render his queen speechless and his light and gentle touch drive her completely wild with love, longing, and loneliness "Only" for (him). A piece of her heart will always belong to Adam because he is irreplaceable in her eyes!
Adam
by Contririum1 July 12, 2019
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Adam

Someone who's getting really sick of all the stupid "Atom" jokes made by kids in science classes who think they're clever and/or original.
Kid 1: Hey Adam, haha, look it's you! *Points at picture of atom*
Adam: Hey, fuck you!
by RiptideAC October 10, 2019
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