Chris

A very sexual man. Hot as fuck and will eat you out like a god damn tuna taco. Besides for being a sex god, he is very loyal and kind. Chris will care for your every need. He is the kind of guy you go on a nice innocent stroll down the beach, holding his hand amd talking about you guys future, just to return to your house and have him make you scream Daddy.

"Chris is the guy every girl needs!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"

"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"

by fuck_me.papi June 7, 2018

chris louie

To be a piece of shit or a skinny runner (both can apply); to be a wannabe hypebeast

"Wow, the little d**khead is such a Chris Louie"- Mary Antoinette

by TheKingofAllYellowSnorlaxes June 9, 2018

Chris

Usually short. Very sweet. Also smart. Will help you with anything. Has attitude! Tends to be a smart ass. Overall bestfriend material.

Girl 1: He’s so sweet and smart!
Girl 2: Duh! His name is Chris

by Assiduunaoyee June 10, 2018

Chris

So Chris.. i think it's an awesome, kind, smart person u can't stoo thinking about. When i met him i was like no but when u know him bettet u will see he's everything u will need in ur life

I was in love with Chris..

But he can throw u like a trash.

Hey is that Chris?
Ofcourse he is mine!

by No one only me May 29, 2018

Chris

To be over an emotional & depressed person who is unable to take a joke.

Tim! Stop being so Chris!

by wewe wafu June 11, 2018

Chris

Chris is a sexy, fun, bad boy. The girls fall for him in a heartbeat ♥️. He loves to hang with his Bros but more with girls. Loves to party.

Chris is so hot- Girl 1
Did you see him flunk school?-Girl 2
Chris is going to Mark's party.

by URBANDIAMOND June 11, 2018

Chris

Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).

Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting

Me: I have more kills than you

Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.

by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018