by Dubiks August 13, 2018

(Damn, you must be really bored.)
The sample text on an Urban Dictionary T-Shirt that you can customize and put a word on. There is a picture of an Urban Dictionary shirt under the like and dislike buttons. The caption sais
"The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you."
The sample text on an Urban Dictionary T-Shirt that you can customize and put a word on. There is a picture of an Urban Dictionary shirt under the like and dislike buttons. The caption sais
"The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt
Soft and offensive. Just like you."
John - "Yo, what word should I put on my Urban Dictionary shirt?"
Brendon - "You should put YOUR WORD HERE so it looks exactly like the picture. By the way, your mom has cancer."
Brendon - "You should put YOUR WORD HERE so it looks exactly like the picture. By the way, your mom has cancer."
by Yafloozy March 1, 2017

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.
Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).
Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).
Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"
by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015

A permit to say the N-Word without being clapped. Unlike the N-Word Pass, the N-Word License does expire, and will need to be refreshed. These can ONLY be administered by a BLACK person.
White guy: Sup, nigga.
Black guy: Hol the fuck up. What you say?
White guy: Don't worry, got the N-Word License.
Black guy: Lemme see dat...
Black guy: YO YA SHITS EXPIRED
White guy: ...Oh Shit.
Black guy: Hol the fuck up. What you say?
White guy: Don't worry, got the N-Word License.
Black guy: Lemme see dat...
Black guy: YO YA SHITS EXPIRED
White guy: ...Oh Shit.
by Mr. Enderman April 9, 2019

An old-time expression interjected after one is on the receiving end of a harsh criticism. A fight will usually occur as a result.
Northerner: You're a dumbass from the south, and so is your slave beating mother.
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!
Southerner: (draws gun) Them's fightin' words!
by dilary huff August 20, 2007

A person who doesn't say more than they have to, but doesn't say less than they need to.
The exact opposite of a chatterbox.
(This term is most often applied to men, but some women also fit this definition)
The exact opposite of a chatterbox.
(This term is most often applied to men, but some women also fit this definition)
Titus is a man of few words. In most conversations he won't even speak up, but when he does, we all listen.
by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.
by jsd9632 April 20, 2012
