Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

Waffling

Bullshitting.

"Did you hear Mike waffling that girl about how he served in the military?"

by Droxxy January 13, 2016

Waffle House

What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.

I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.

by EODPepperJack June 30, 2016

Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle

"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"

by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.

Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

scottish waffle

Simmler to the blue waffle but with more haggis.

Your could smell here Scottish waffle from 10 feet away.

by Trashmastet2k January 28, 2018