A man whom is so overly submissive to his woman that you would assume he "tucks his penis down the middle between each ball, then into his anus"; thus resembling a turtle's both front and hind legs along with a tucked/rolled tail.
The guy holding her purse has some dignity; but her purse, her friend's purse and their drinks...absolute turtle.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
I had a friend that was in the military who's wife cheated on him, lied and now is pregnant with "his" child. Dude is a dumb fuck turtle.
Drake is a turtle for 16 year olds.
by stirsmokesapot September 13, 2021
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Get the Turtle Kaylin mug.Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
by SexcMannn September 18, 2021
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by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
Get the turtle market mug.when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021
Get the ninja turtle mug.It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
Get the Turtle mug.turtle is a damn stupid nickname i gave to the love of my fucking life. his actual just tap into my name to see name means home, hes funny weird and goddamn amazing,so smart,so cute and he loves like theres no tomorrow. he smiles with all of him and GOD i would walk till the ends of the earth to see him prosper and thrive and just live happily ever after. i love you turtle.im deeply attached to you. always and forever, forever and a;ways. love Swan aka blueispretty.
do you like turtles? BECAUSE i fuckin love then, well one specifcally and im never letting him go.
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by blueisprettyy February 19, 2022
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