Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed
Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max
by tryharddan456 November 08, 2022
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max is a boy that you only find once in a lifetime. probably once in a million lifetimes. most people aren’t able to see who max is, i mean really see him. he feels everything so deeply that it’s often impossible to express. max has these ethereal blue eyes that hold more pain, love, and desire - be careful, or you’ll get lost in them for hours. his smile is so unbelievably beautiful that you’ll wish he was always happy, always smiling that gorgeous smile, but he won’t be. max, for all the joy he feels, often feels pain as well. he gets lost in himself, in his thoughts and emotions. when this happens you just have to hold him and love him through it, love him through absolutely anything (i promise, it’s worth it). make sure to give him lots of cuddles, ride shotgun any chance you get, listen to all of his music (it’ll tell you a lot about him), and always make sure he feels safe and loved. watch the sunset with him, preferably by the water, and stay there with him until the stars come out and blanket the night sky. kiss him while it rains, hold his hand every chance you get, and let his heartbeat lull you to sleep when you lay your head on his chest. max has dreams, goals, and hope for the future. if you’re lucky enough to be apart of those dreams, show him that you’ll do what it takes to make them come true. he’s been hurt before, so don’t let it happen again. if you happen to find him, love him with everything you have, it will be the best adventure you’ve ever been on.
max? oh yeah, i’m in love with that dude.
by kmoneyxo April 13, 2020
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Bruh max where the fuck did you come from.
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Max is so much incredibly slow
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A Sigma Male who is the rizzard of oz and has the most enormous mind breaking cock of all time!!!!!!
I really want to be with a Max, maybe with the last name day aswell?
by My name isn’t Max November 26, 2023
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max is a fat retarted motherfucker who thinks he is cool because he rubs cream on his dick but in realty his pp is less than a centimeter long and it looks like he is trans he is a complete idiot and you should never trust him. he is revolting to all the girls and all he wants is to have sex with them he is a truly disgusting person.
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Male name and pretty much means, the best. Everyone Who knows a Max can tell you how good Max is at sports! Holy shit Max is great... Max is at least waaay better than Younes
Max used in a sentence : Hey look at that smart, good looking young man! He just has to be called max.
by Det var meg! February 19, 2017
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