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tree hugger

Often used by me-huggers (i.e.selfish and self-centered people who refuse to care about others and the world around them) to insult those people who deeply care about the environment and the people around them. Tree-huggers love more than just themselves, As with many pejorative labels that aim to hurt and belittle others, the term tree-hugger has been proudly embraced by those who truly want to save the planet for future generations.
I am a proud Trump-voter, unlike those tree huggers in the blue states.
by MK11222 April 10, 2017
mugGet the tree huggermug.

tighter than bark on a tree

This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
by 《Your Wife's Boyfriend》 October 6, 2020
mugGet the tighter than bark on a treemug.

Tree

A plant with leaves and a trunk
Hey, look, a tree
by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017
mugGet the Treemug.

Tree

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow
Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you
by Bendagay June 8, 2019
mugGet the Treemug.

Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
mugGet the Tree Trunkmug.

Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.
You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter
by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 24, 2022
mugGet the Tree gap hittermug.

jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.
I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.
by Spratt626 November 17, 2015
mugGet the jism treemug.

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