John Fortnite

He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.

Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.

by QuakBro June 15, 2023

john devon

An extraordinary man with the most lovely eyes, a wonderful grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always sweet, and ticklish. He has great soul, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, cute, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.

I would love to date john Devon

by novelluver October 22, 2013

john deluca

The sexiest kid you will ever meet. You will want to skip anal and go right for kids.

Did you John DeLuca him?
I want a John DeLuca in my life.

by thatdelucakid December 27, 2015

John Analmiser

The harbinger of chaos. The founder and legacy of the tribe unmourned. His wrath is what puts fear into the Mojave of Nevada and the Canyon of Utah.

Mr. House: "John Analmiser, you need to do a story mission for New Vegas."
John Analmiser: "SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"

by Hvovi January 6, 2022

john key

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy

John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls

by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

John Mabe

A person discovered by The Three Musketeers whose last name is 'mabe'. The phrase 'John Mabe' has the same meaning as 'mabe'.

"Yo wanna meet up at Doncaster on Thursday?"

"John Mabe."

by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022

potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 12, 2019