nigga salad

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.

Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad

by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020

Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012

salad

a conservative person; someone who can't handle change

The salads weren't ready for this WAP.

by moomooon October 20, 2020

Salading

Sex act in which one participant makes someone eat a salad but you use cum (or shit) as a salad dressing & if they can't finish it you shove their head in the bowl and fuck them into it

Me & Carter totally saladed Sam's car last night, we were straight up salading him all night

by ReignOfSam September 21, 2025

dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018

Salad

The state in which Houston in located. (There is no abbreviation for Salad, it is just Salad.)

I go to Salad to see Houston.

by Fredisnotdead January 26, 2018

Knob salad

It's a salad, with knobs.

Please publish this it will make my friend so happy ^~^ knob salad!

by Emmysayaka February 22, 2019