texas

texas is so gay

person n1 - have you heard that the popular boy kissed a guy??

person n2 - i mea. i heard he was from texas

by snowos March 1, 2022

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texas tbone

It is the act laying a husky woman on her side on the edge of the bed as the man is standing at the edge fucking her belly button

Yo bro I took this Heffer home from the bar and she let me give er the ol texas tbone

by Jchiggins 12 March 6, 2024

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Southwest Texas

A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.

Yo homie I stay in Southwest Texas up here down on Fondren Rd.

by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018

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A texas beauty is an extremely fat and ugly stereotypical person from texas. They typically exceed 250 pounds and are shaped like hamburgers. You can also use TB instead and add a number with your predicted weight.

Look over there dad! TB350. That’s one hell of a texas beauty.

by Donut.Lord69 March 2, 2025

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Texas Police Officer

“Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"

by Roomba69 May 28, 2022

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Texas Roundabout

A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion

Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?

by Sex Master Supreme February 24, 2020

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