Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did

Chris is doing a texas

by Ivoryctionary August 11, 2021

Texas

A land-locked state, according to Mitski Miyawaki.

"Texas is a landlocked state" - Mitski Miyawaki

by emmalisa August 11, 2021

Texas Strong

1. The act of fellating a man who has repeatedly and continuously insulted your wife's appearance or who has accused your father of being a traitor.
2. A grown-ass man blaming his poor choices on his teenage daughters.

"Man, that Cancun Cruz sure is Texas Strong."

by DaemonXar June 4, 2021

Texas cannon

When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!

Joeys a boss! He did a texas cannon, there is poo everywhere.

by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021

Texas Chilidog

The product of throwing up on top of a shit in the toilet.

Ex:" My roomate left a surprise in the toilet and I turned it into a Texas Chilidog."

by Potato_Soup530 August 7, 2022

Texas sundae

When a person shits in a woman’s vagina and than goes down on her and eats her out.

Dude!!! I just totally saw my neighbors do the Texas Sundae.

by EasyE August 21, 2022

Texas Fill Out

This situation normally occurs with men who move to Texas. Previously, they may have had a light bodily frame. Upon moving to Texas, they fill out with that healthy cornbread glow, looking extra thick and fine. We call that a Texas Fill Out.

"Have you seen Logan since he moved to Texas?"

"No, why?"

"Boy's got that Texas Fill Out!"

by Welovetexas August 27, 2022