I used to shoot heroin but I can’t find it now that the dealers all switched to selling food instead.
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A yearly office Pre-Thanksgiving pot luck feast, consisting of poor food choices that would otherwise be frowned upon (i.e. fast food, snacks, treats, candies etc.). Generally occurs the week before Thanksgiving so individuals have time to recover from the poor decisions made during the Feast.
A Feast Of Foods to celebrate the poor decisions made over the last year.
Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.
The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.
I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.
Feast of Foods is not a corporate sponsored event.
The Feast consists of all foods brown and friend.
I spent the rest of the day in the "office" after the Feast.
by Mr.Gerbik December 2, 2022
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This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
This world is full of idiots but at least there is Mexican Food.
I would blow up 25 orphanages to eat some Mexican Food.
"Hey bro wanna go get some Mexican Food?"
"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"
"I HATE YOU"
"MY GRANDMA JUST DIED I DONT WANT MEXICAN FOOD LEAVE ME ALONE"
"Aw im sorry, maybe we can order some quesadillas? The beef if dead, just like your grandma!"
"I HATE YOU"
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Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.
Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.
Sperm need to eat to repeat
Reproduce and continue impregnation of your wife for decades.
Sperm eat blood released when sperm enter the Bodie from friction.
Can be life in prison to deny your spwrm food.
They also eat poop.
by Cody5050 December 19, 2022
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Didn’t your brother just take that platter of food to his room?
Yes, but I rescued it. I might want to eat some more later. It’s my food envy.
Yes, but I rescued it. I might want to eat some more later. It’s my food envy.
by jajafe December 25, 2022
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