Pussy Fart

Something no one talks about in public anymore

"You know what nobody talks about in public anymore, pussy farts." George Carlin

by carlinisgod July 13, 2007

cake fart

A rather disgusting website where a girl gets naked and farts with her ass buried in the cake

Wow that chicks hot to bad she had to fart in cakes on that website. ergo cake fart.

by Bleezy4sheezy August 23, 2008

fart crumb

This is a form of skid mark that appears in your underwear after having a tremendous amount of gas. It can happen all at once or accumulate over several farting episodes.

I need to wash all these fart crumbs out of my underwear.

by eggjones1 August 23, 2009

Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

by bruno6 July 10, 2009

Vestal Fart

a silent fart that smells so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. Symptons from smelling it include watering of eyes, nausea, anger and occasional vomiting.

Dude, thats almost as bad as a Vestal Fart.

by JasonMyers00000 December 17, 2008

mug fart

to drink a cup of tea, once finished fart in the cup. politely ask your girlfriend if they would like to have a drink( they are totally unaware of what you have just brewed for them!)

(gaz farts in2 finished cup of tea, emily is not aware)
"hey babe u want some tea?"
"yeh sure my little love muffin"

emily then drinks the brew and smells the fart

"oh my god did you just mug fart me?"

by trigg & manny January 21, 2009

Fart brew

Fart brewing is when someone takes pleasure in smelling their own farts. Fart brewing is similar to wine tasting. A person will smell the fart and then taste the fart in the back of their throat. A fart brewer will fart into jars and leave the jar to age over a period of time. Once a jar has aged for a certain amount of time it is then opened and inhaled.

Fart brewing has given birth to the saying of "Everyone likes a whiff of their own brand"

If a fart brewer does not have a jar on hand they will result in using a cup method to inhale the fart. This method is fast and efficient.

" I like my farts like I like my wine, aged and sweet."

"See that guy over there, he's a fart brewer and he likes to smell and jar his own farts."

by Rosstafarian July 21, 2014