t-shorty

name given to a small loveable person, with a chode, but slippery jizz. Likes to drink and makes everyone happy

Tash: hey
Andy: hey (slips on jizz) dam it t-shorty!

by mini milmo June 15, 2011

T-Painfull

excessive use of autotuner in the production of music.

"Turn that crap off its T-Painfull to listen to!"

by Skippy the Destroyer November 23, 2011

T-Mobile

A shitty phone company that claims to be "The Leader in 5G" with an amazing network and good speeds but all you get is shitty speeds everywhere i mean ffs if you are going to make a real good 5G Network and be a leader of it have good internet speeds man

(Get Verizon or AT&T or even Cricket Wireless)

AT&T Costumer: HEY LARRY AND BEN! Did you see that video I sent earlier?
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Yes! it was so funny what about you Ben?
T-Mobile Costumer: No! I sat there for 10-15 minutes looking at a literal spinning circle I tried turning off mobile data and turning it back on nothing happened called costumer service sat on the phone for 2 hours and 43 minutes
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Oh Damn! Welp.. you should have never got T-Mobile
AT&T Costumer: Yeah you should switch back to Verizon
T-Mobile Costumer: I can't i'm stuck in a contract with them for another year... another year of shitty service! DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!

by a random user that exists February 6, 2023

Jacob T

Jacob T likes men and will do your dad like jet ski he also will jerk your fishing rod and will go to bed with his kids in his basement at 9 he also will change gender occasionally and like to be a girl and do your mom too

Oh no run and hide its Jacob T

by pp juice sucker December 4, 2020

Jack T

Jack is the type of guy to have a monster dong. All the bitches want him. It is said that he 75 bitches, all with phat asses. The bitches always tell him he has a 47 1/4 inch penis. And that is the truth. All his friends have tiny micro dongs, and they are all over 250 pounds with fat sisters. Jack's also last 2 hours in bed. Jack is also .2% black, making him better than his girlfriends ex boyfriend who was black. Jack is cool

Have you seen that guy Jack T? He has a monster cock.

by DookieFart123 November 17, 2020

Lil' T

The slang name for an apartment complex in Agoura Hills, CA. People calling it "Lil' T" many times translates to "Little Tijuana". This is because of the prominent Hispanic population, the bland and prison-like design of the apartments, and the amount of outlandish and crazy things that happen there.

"Where does your friend live, again?"
"Oh he lives in Lil' T."
"Oh, yikes..."

by plus-size albert November 23, 2020

THE BIG T

THE BIG T is a name given to someone who is small in size but BIG in game skill, he most definitely plays the video game rainbow six siege and is absolutely cracked out of his mind, he can occasionally be trash but that will only happen every 3rd game

OMG is that THE BIG T he is so hot I want to kiss him

by Catlicker9000 May 3, 2022