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hang-up rule 

The person who receives the call has to hang up.
Gis hang up first because I called you. It's the hang-up rule!
hang-up rule by mcr4ever March 3, 2016

Twelve Hour Rule 

When you have finally reached the point in life where you can eat things after multiple hours and only feel slightly like a gross ass bitch.
Dylan used the twelve hour rule with his ramen.
Twelve Hour Rule by Dylan'sKeeper September 1, 2016

5 year rule 

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.
Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
5 year rule by notsoslick January 7, 2019

The pound rule 

If one of your mates sleeps with some you already have they owe you a pound.
Alright lad have you got my pound or good night last night I heard' " the pound rule" stands d if deep
The pound rule by Sammyc88 June 18, 2019

emperor palpatine's rule 

"thall who shall not act gay with the boys shall be labeled as the homosexual" -Loyal 2020
Bro. Its not gay. Its just following emperor palpatine's rule.

Golden Karma Rule

Do unto others as they have done unto you.
Alice: Patti, is that your boyfriend Bob with another girl over there?

Patti: WTF? You're right. Asshole! I guess he doesn't know about the Golden Karma Rule.

Patti (texting on phone): Hey Fred, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Golden Karma Rule by Ur Daddie January 15, 2021