The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

Real Papi Hours

Simply put, grind time. I suppose real papis do be working hard so the title is befitting.

"Yeah, I haven't seen him in a while!"
"Apparently, it's real papi hours so basically no clue as to when he'll be back."

by Hehe369 February 11, 2020

Real Time Coverage

The actual extent or degree of time during which something is observed, analyzed, and reported as the event occurs.

Our new real time coverage page is now available for every news story as soon as they become available.

by Real Time Coverage October 23, 2013

real grease trap

To be very serious, with no alternatives. To say for real. No joke.

"Yo when my nigga come home, it's on "real grease trap".

by June of New Haven April 18, 2014

real nigga gday

real nigga gday is a day to celebrate you’re real 🥷🏾

“happy real nigga gday homie!”
“what’s real nigga gday?”
“a day to celebrate and appreciate ya realest ones out there🤞”

by realonesfrfr January 21, 2023

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

by blr416 April 18, 2025

Real

A term used for agreement, specifically to state that one’s negative emotions match another’s feelings perfectly

“I genuinely cannot take this anymore. My life is in ruins. I have suicidal thoughts every second of the day. Everybody hates me and I hate myself just as much”

“Real”

by Jack King-Hoffman September 30, 2022