Purple Alert

A British guy having a huge d*ck
Elizabeth: What's wrong with Jame's pants.
Susan: You don't know, that's an purple alert.
by Jackthebriton September 16, 2023
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purple pinchers

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!
by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023
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purple nurple

a really really painful thing and the results are purrple nips
i got a purple nurple from janice.
by papajdogg3 December 09, 2016
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purple nurple

a bad herpes sore on the lip or nose
Jim said, "Yo' man, did you see Mike's purple nurple today!?"
Heather replied, "Hell yeah, I would've never guessed him for herps."
by T7B December 24, 2009
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purple carole

Beating of a man's penis, then putting a rubberband around it till it's purple, at which point you smack it with a fly swatter.
Jenny gave Sean a purple Carole till he sprayed her with cum.
by SpdC December 04, 2014
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Polka dot purple

Someone that’s VALIDDDDDDD
by Sdelr January 21, 2022
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