On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017
Get the National Dick Punch Daymug. When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023
Get the Jalisco fruit punch cocktailmug. Another name in regards to the Band Five Finger Death Punch when making fun of GenZ Cry babies who claim to be “HardCore” METAL Heads.
Don’t tell me you are Hardcore and listening to Five Flavored Fruit Punch you GenZ cry baby waste of oxygen
by Silent Warrior July 28, 2022
Get the five flavored fruit punchmug. When someone punches someone so hard they aren't quite sure where they got hit, but it was somewhere extremely painful.
by Rnattchapman January 18, 2014
Get the Punch You In Your Cheesemug. by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021
Get the Punches above his weightmug. by Doll Revolution July 11, 2003
Get the toe to toe punch-upmug. by Ashley November 21, 2003
Get the Punch 'Em In Da Facemug.