Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020

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Airpod person

Exactly the same as earpod person.

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing airpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new airpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another airpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber December 11, 2020

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Personality Shield

When someone takes the part of them that is “oppressed” and use it to get away with being a mean person.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get beaten up?!
Person 2: It’s okay because they are female/gay/trans and the person who got beaten was probably harassing them.
Person 1: That’s such a personality shield.
(This is an over exaggerated example)

by pyro the incubus December 12, 2020

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