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Alabama Hot Pocket

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips
Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me
by Damnultra July 18, 2019
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miller's pizza pocket

A miller's pizza pocket is when an italian family of four goes to a mill on a hill with the oldest woman in Italy, they stuff an entire gasoline soaked 12” pizza into a miller light bottle. Then they light the pizza in the bottle on fire, put it into a condom half filled with spaghetti and viciously penetrate the oldest Italian woman with the flaming pizza bottle in a spaghetti filled condom, all the while screaming “mama mia! Gratzi!” Until the bottle breaks. Then they hang the woman upside down in the mill and roll down the hill
Did you hear that the Rossi's went to Milan and had a miller's pizza pocket?
by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017
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Vegas hot pocket

The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find
Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room
by honey dickin February 26, 2017
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California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.
Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night
by SexManic814 May 9, 2018
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Hot Pocket Game

Like The Game, but with Hot Pocket. The point of this game is to avoid thinking of Hot Pockets. Why anybody would want to think of Hot Pockets is beyond me.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.
Person A: Guys, i just lost The Game.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.
by keviijiang October 18, 2010
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Italian Pocket Watch

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.
Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 15, 2020
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Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative
Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle
by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010
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