Alabama Hot Pocket

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips

Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me

by Damnultra July 18, 2019

Vegas hot pocket

The act of shiting in a rollaway bed and leaving it for housekeeping to find

Dude I left a Vegas Hot Pocket in my hotel room

by honey dickin February 26, 2017

stiletto pocket accident

This is when your stiletto accidently pops open in your pocket, cutting your nut sack open.

OMFG my stiletto just opened my sack, causing the stiletto pocket accident!!!

by xwabombwx June 6, 2009

Hot Pocket Game

Like The Game, but with Hot Pocket. The point of this game is to avoid thinking of Hot Pockets. Why anybody would want to think of Hot Pockets is beyond me.
Designed to disgust and mindfuck people at the same time.

Person A: Guys, i just lost The Game.
Person B: I just lost the Hot Pocket Game.
Crowd of people: Oh you fucker.

by keviijiang October 18, 2010

California hot pocket

To spread the outer lips of a vagina, pee in it and then have sex with the pee still in.

Me and my girlfriend did the CALIFORNIA HOT POCKET last night

by SexManic814 May 9, 2018

Italian Pocket Watch

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.

Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch

by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 15, 2020

Iowan Hot Pocket

Same as an alabama hot pocket only done with a relative

Heidi got an Iowan hot pocket from her uncle

by oh yeah its me baby January 11, 2010