National eat pussy day

National eating pussy day is on august 24, people celebrate by eating girls out

Olive "Jane I'm going to sam's house"

Jane "what are you going to do"

Olive "I'm going to eat out sam haven't you heard it's national eat pussy day"

by National August 18, 2017

National Pop Out Day

Pop out day is when you show off who you been talking to and dating for a while but no one has known. Its on October 4th.

“ Today is National Pop Out Day.. This Who I been creeping with.”

by skkksssk October 01, 2019

National Kick Dick Day

May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.

Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.

by dumber than dumb May 03, 2021

National butt touch day

On April 12 I can touch a girls ass but no grab only if they allow u to so ask first

Today is national butt touch day

by White man named longer April 11, 2018

National Fuck Branson Day

National Fuck Branson Day is a day where you fuck a guy named Branson on 01/22.

It's National Fuck Branson Day today. Guess I'm gonna rape him!

by Xxpussyslayer45 January 22, 2019

National send nudes day

National sends nudes day is april 18th. On this day you can send nudes to boyfriend, girlfriend, bestfriend and anyone you can feel comfortable with.

Mainly people named lewis,josh and jacob love to send on this day to girls named faith,grace and anna.

Lewis:hi josh i just sent nudes to faith since its national send nudes day.

Josh:thats really cool.

by Midgetman15 April 19, 2019

national short people day

people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated

aye its national short people day

yoo congrats on being a smurf

by bruv325 December 14, 2020