muffin crusher

the act of crushing (putting all your weight on) a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse (usually applicable to an obese male)

"So, Sheila...How was it last night?"
"It was so horrible, he was a total Muffin Crusher!!"
"Damn Girl! How's your Muffin' feel right now?"
"Totally Muffin Crushed"

by Poppadomman December 15, 2013

Muffin hole

The resulting visual following the act of 'buttering' a partners hemorrhoidal rose bud (muffin hole).

Then the act was finished; they had a glorious muffin hole.

by 982639024 February 07, 2015

clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 27, 2021

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 08, 2018

Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.

Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 11, 2022

Dinky muffins

A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.

Bridgette’s favorite boys are dinky muffins.

by Ihatecraneandgates January 23, 2018