Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.
by Cashmere Dreams September 02, 2014
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cream muffin

Someone who is soft and very feminine
Vro you're a cream muffin
by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021
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Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded
Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions
by christobal_de_florida August 03, 2010
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Tufted muffin

A person who is technically over-weight or considered fat by social norms, but when you see them, you don't think of them as fat.
"My friend Hannah always says she's fat, but I really don't think so. I guess she's a tufted muffin".
by Tiduko February 02, 2016
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muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred
hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight
by slydog24 June 22, 2016
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sleaze muffin

Something a little greasy like a pastry, but sleazy like the IT guy peepin some cleavage while he uselessly double clicks your mouse.
Zak, get to fucking work you god-damned sleaze muffin.
by Amylaura September 09, 2020
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Puff muffin

A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.
Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?
by Scarytarry420 September 09, 2018
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