Muffin

a pet name you can use to refer to a very sweet, lovable maple syrup boy. Typically, they love when you call them this.

Keifer totally likes when I call him muffin.

by eyebrow doggo June 17, 2018

Not Muffin Man

Does NOT own a muffin company.

Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.

by I like burger January 29, 2025

buffin muffin

The act of having anal while the person receiving the penis in the butt is actively "Taking a dump"

Dude sarah pulled a Buffin Muffin on me

by RyanisDum December 19, 2016

Zest Muffin

Someone who is zesty in denial

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin

by WordWriter2095 June 25, 2023

Muffin

Max.

This server is run by a muffin.

by Scout tf2 November 23, 2020

muffin

an ugly cupcake

that cupcake looks disgusting...
oh wait that's a muffin

by :{DDD March 30, 2009

Long Muffin

a sheet cake

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.

by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018